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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 12:15 pm    Post subject: Biker Reply with quote

A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harley's. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy's Harley, then as a little boy I rode on the back with my Daddy until I finally got my own Harley. I've been riding a Harley ever since. So yes, I guess I am a real biker."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch TV, eat, whatever, everything seems to make me think of women." Then she got up and left.

The biker was thinking about what just happened when a man sat down next to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian"





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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh heh nice one HD  Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Yeah nice one Don".!!!  Razz   Razz   Razz



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