oddball KHR Member

Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 152 Location: Kernow
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 7:08 pm Post subject: Border crossing |
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Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border, the Italian customs agent stops them.
"It'sa illegala to putta five people in a quattro!". says the agent.
"Vot do you mean it'z illegal?", the German driver says.
"Quattro meansa four", replies the agent.
"Quattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the German say's in disbelief,"look at ze papers,zis car is designed to kerry five".
"You can'ta pulla dissa one on me",replies the agent, "Quattro meansa four.you hava five people ina your car and you are breaking the law".
The German driver is getting angry, "You idiot! call the supervisor over,i vont to speak to somevone with more intelligence!"
"Sorry", says the agent , "he'sa busy with two guys ina fiat uno!" 
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