Kernow Harley Riders.

H.D · KHR Member Joined: 10 Jul 2007 Posts: 212 Location: Cymru

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

· Your last name stays put.
· The garage is all yours.
· Wedding plans take care of themselves.
· Chocolate is just another snack.
· You can be Prime Minister.
· You can never be pregnant.
· You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
· You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
· Car mechanics tell you the truth.
· The world is your urinal.
· You never have to drive to another petrol/motor way toilet because this one is just too icky.
· You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
· Same work, more pay.
· Wrinkles add character.
· Wedding dress~£1000. Tux rental~£50.
· People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
· The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
· New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
· One mood all the time.
· Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
· You know stuff about tanks.
· A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
· You can open all your own jars.
· You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
· If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
· Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack.
· Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
· You almost never have strap problems in public.
· You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
· Everything on your face stays its original colour.
· The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
· You only have to shave your face and neck.
· You can play with toys all your life.
· Your belly usually hides your big hips.
· One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.
· You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
· You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
· You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
· You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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BigBore · Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:46 pm Post subject:

"How True Is That". !!!!!!!!

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"That,That is,is,That,That is not,is not".!!!!!!!