worldfamous
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Location: Kernow
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 Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:18 pm Post subject: Merlot |
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A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman.
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.
She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in
return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to
return this to the woman. It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes
CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over fifty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back." 
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