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"Baby's First Examination"

 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 6:49 pm    Post subject: "Baby's First Examination" Reply with quote
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first examination.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

"Breast-fed,"she replied.

"Well, strip down to your waist please," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.. which went on for more than 35 mins

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. "

"I know," said the woman, "I'm his Aunt, but I'm glad I came".


   
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