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BigBore · Posted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 5:49 pm Post subject: "My New Pet"

I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I had a
pet.
So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted to buy
an unusual pet. After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which
came in a little white box to use for his house.
I took the box back home, found a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new pet to the pub to have a drink.
So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The Queen's Head with me and have a beer?"
But there was no answer. This bothered me a bit, so I waited a few minutes, and then asked him again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?"
But again, there was no answer from my new friend, so I waited a few minutes more.
Thinking about the situation, I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to The Queen's Head and have a drink with me?"

A little voice came out of the box.

“I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ******* boots on." !!!!!!!!

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