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"The Beutiful Redhead".!!!

 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 6:12 pm    Post subject: "The Beutiful Redhead".!!! Reply with quote

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards him.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says, as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

He agrees.

They had a wonderful, wild time having hot passionate sex, talking, having hot passionate sex, talking some more, and having hot passionate sex.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed! Everything had been sooo incredible!

"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No, " she replies. ..... "You just happened to catch my eye."






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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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