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"Fascinate".!!!!!A grade school teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
"That was good," said the teacher, "but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate' not 'fascinating'."
Sally raised her hand and said, "My family went to to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
"Well, that was good, Sally," said the teacher, "but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate'."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. Finally, she decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said: "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight."
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