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Problems with my HarleyDear Auntie Bigbore, I wonder if you could give me some advice. When I get on my Harley and go for a ride I feel strangely exhilarated and the further I go the better it feels so I end up going and going, now the problem is, should I stop to eat or just carry on going? if you recommend me going on then should I get a bigger petrol tank or should I stop for fuel, do they do a "trailer petrol tank" then I could go further, also should I move to the continent as there is no boundaries to the mileage! 
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Ere!! We know that photo'.... 
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Taken by a true professional! thanks Aunty San!
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Re: Problems with my Harley | worldfamous wrote: | Dear Auntie Bigbore, I wonder if you could give me some advice. When I get on my Harley and go for a ride I feel strangely exhilarated and the further I go the better it feels so I end up going and going, now the problem is, should I stop to eat or just carry on going? if you recommend me going on then should I get a bigger petrol tank or should I stop for fuel, do they do a "trailer petrol tank" then I could go further, also should I move to the continent as there is no boundaries to the mileage!
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Don't fret my son this is a perfectly normal condition, and is suffered by many, can't think why someone hasn't put a name to it by now, "like maybe sex with your clothes on," anyway my advice, should you choose to accept it is too, obviously, get out on your Harley as often as possible thus helping to alleviate the condition.
It is not possible to do as you suggest and keep going and going, the inner man wouldn't hold up without some form of sustenance of the solid form and as for the liquid refreshment its illegal to drink and drive, and lets not forget "er-indoors" who will no-doubt have something to say about it, and lets face it the last thing you want when your enjoying yourself is a load of "bitchin" grief.
One other important point, as yet it is not possible to have in flight re-fueling whilst riding your Harley, and adding extra weight by fitting larger tanks etc will only hinder your enjoyment not enhance it, also moving to a larger country with more roads has its drawbacks. So my advice is ride often no-matter how little, cos when you do have a long ride ahead of you will be in the right frame of mind for it. This condition has, or so I am led to believe, no-known cure, and I,m afraid is therefore terminal.
So in conclusion, you can still be strangely exhilarated, in short burst's, without the need to keep going and going.
Yours affectionately,
Aunty BigBore.
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