worldfamous
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The trouble with FishfacerainmanfranI thought I would forward this, as it proves that RishFanMain is truly barking. I do feel that despite his contact with the local Druid, he has let us all down this summer in inciting the damp stuff at every opportunity. I therefore think it would be appropriate to invite this offender to a public dousing at the Plume, whereupon copious pints/buckets of water will be ordered at the bar and all KHR members will have the opportunity to invoke revenge on this individual for the lack of suitable riding days and even cancelled rallies. My initial thoughts would be for an August date, but we could leave this until September to give him chance to change his ways.
Regards
SunManatnotquite50.co.uk
Nic and i will do our best to attend wether we camp or not depends on many things all of which is to do with Nic.
Anyway with regad to the weather I have arranged for the local Druid (only one now due to cut backs and lack of EU funding) to perform the Sun dance to enhance the weather so that your big 50 can go ahead. The only problem being that he no longer wants to work unsocial hours which proves difficult when sacrificing goats or servicing young virgins. This task normally carried under a full moon at midnight now frightening tourists at Jamaica Inn’s car park because Health & Safety will not allow him to travel the moors alone without insurance and the correct documentation.
The police are not too keen to get involved despite complaints from the ‘goats are for life organisation’ and an aging ‘born again virgin’ five time removed who reportedly said the social services stopped her meals on wheels and that she need sustenance. The Druid is also keeping up with the times and accommodates ‘Gay Rights’ and remaining topical often retorts ‘any port in a storm’ Any way 37 hours a week working Monday to Friday 9 to 4.30 practicing the black side of religion is proving very stressful and the Druid is contemplating taking his paternity leave. It wasn’t until I said that Big Paul is one of the 'fifty seven club'! claiming it would be a shame if we could not do something with the weather so that Paul can have his day that he said he’d give it a go.
Now the reason I mention all this is because the Druid suffers with temporary dementia and has been know to get things mixed up. So if it continues to rain I suggest that you stay indoors or if you have to go out make sure you stay close to the others. Beware of white beards in pointed sheets probably labelled Kernow Harley Riders (vane lot) on a blue harley looking for 50 yead olds.
see ya soon
fishrainman
He has definitely let us down this year, and I agree he deserves a good dousing, I personally think that we should get him to dig a deep pit about 7 ft deep, then make him climb down into it, whilst all the other members drink beer paid for by Fish, after they have drunk their fill they then take turns (or as many as possible) to urinate on the said fish whilst singing "here comes the sun" this should change the weather or at the very least bring a smile to the faces of all in the KHR (apart from Fish!) - Worldfamous.
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BigBore
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Well, lets give the poor chap a chance to defend his actions, I dunno though lets not. I'm glad that its copious amounts of water ordered from the bar and not beer, `cus` he might get to like the dousing otherwise.
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Fish
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I find this all very unfair i can't stand the song! 
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